"You will just have to accept being addressed by a disembodied voice just as I accept the compulsion to speak out even though I am painfully aware that I am talking to an invisible, perhaps nonexistent audience." --Robert Shea, The Eye in the Pyramid
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1:38pm
As if it needed to be worse...
I've updated the World's Worst Songs To Have Stuck In Your Head page. It now has sound clips for nearly all of the things on the list. Muahahahaha!

My neighbors are silly as hell
I saw my neighbor in the front yard doing some weeding, and I went out to talk to her. Mainly I wanted to tell her that we were having people over tonight, both as an FYI and to tell her that if we were too loud to please let us know. Anyway, we got to talking, and after a while her husband came out and we were all talking. Now, they've been married for 62 years. That's a long time. They're so funny together. He'd make some playful teasing comment (like saying she was "so much older than me" when she's actually 5 years younger than he is) and she'd pretend to smack him in the head, stuff like that.
Anyway, we are all saying goodbye and I'm about to go back to my house and they're about to go back inside. She still has a handful of weeds. He looks at her and says "I'm not gonna eat any of that!!" I don't know, something about the tone of his voice when he said it was totally hilarious. She pretended to hit him over the head with the weeds.
Anyway, we are all saying goodbye and I'm about to go back to my house and they're about to go back inside. She still has a handful of weeds. He looks at her and says "I'm not gonna eat any of that!!" I don't know, something about the tone of his voice when he said it was totally hilarious. She pretended to hit him over the head with the weeds.

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